So you need to shoot on location. And the
location is Hawaii. Yayyyyyy!!!!! And you have 250 dollars for a week. Boooooooo!!!!!!!!
Well, Can it be done? Of course!
Step one. Place to sleep. Air BNB now offers EVERYTHING!
In Oahu I actually found available: a hammock, a van and a couch. I choose
couch. J Seems doable. Safe. Eh???? What is safe? Could safe include
living with drug dealers? Well sure! Probably. Maybe. Maybe?
Maybe it will be ok because they are FEMALE drug
dealers? I am certain that increases the safety factor loads! Yeah…....ok I
know. Alright.
So we are living with drug dealers. Correction, I am living with drug dealers You
are not. Hopefully J. And safety for me is… Comme ci, comme ça. So how did I know? How did I know they were drug dealers? Oh! Well…my
tips were a) all the dried “oregano” covering the counters in the bathroom.
b) The large
number of blind dates who came to meet the landlords across the week, and c) The
interesting phone calls yelling “its good stuff. Just take it from her! Just
buy it man!“ But in their defense, they were incredibly well spoken and knew
all the best remote places to get good film shots. J
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